New Hadron Collider (my personal super collider)

I just replaced my beloved dual processing Mac G4 with the out of this world (for a desktop) 8 core Harpertown Mac Pro. The only thing it isn't, is portable. Talk about world get out of my way and let me develop the most amazing software imaginable. They will have to think of new superlatives for this device because you quickly run out, in all the known human languages. I certainly won't be getting much sleep out there for the next 3 years or so. Now that I have the power to control time and space, I think I will develop a cure for cancer, end world hunger, create everlasting peace, and fill young minds with hope first. Welcome to the new Matrix.